apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
when your parents try to give you fashion advice
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
my only fetish is heelys
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person