blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via enrightttt)

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker, via oknope)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

(via religiousdad)

religiousdad:

fartgallery:

go outside and find a really deep hole and whisper into it to wish the earth a happy earth day

what the fuck